You Don’t Have to be a Billionaire to Enjoy Jackson Hole

There's a few billion dollars worth of properties in this view of Jackson Hole, Wyoming

There’s undoubtedly a few billion dollars worth of properties in this view of Jackson Hole, Wyoming

Jackson Hole, Wyoming is my kind of resort community. Just kidding. It’s the first place where I heard the expression “the billionaires are pushing out the millionaires.” A glance at a glossy real-estate magazine reveals a number of $2-million-plus properties for sale and a 6,900-square-foot five bedroom mansion for a mere $4.99 million; heck, it’s on a 1.7-acre site. As JH Weekly notes: “Buying a home is prohibitively expensive for most of the non-trustafarian working class.” Needless to say, rents are sufficiently high that at least one wage slave recently spend a frigid winter camped in his car. Note: Jackson Hole refers to the whole community; Jackson is its principle town.

So where does this leave the budget-minded road tripper? Downhill skiing and golf are expensive, lodgings exorbitant in peak season. (Tip: Check the no-frills national forest campgrounds a bit of a drive from Jackson for reasonable rates.) Fortunately, it’s free to hike, bike or run the hundreds of miles of fine trails. While the dining’s definitely more fine than rustic, Jackson does have a number of first-rate, affordable eateries and drinkeries. Oddly, none of them appear in the resort dining guide.

Want to get healthy in Jackson, other than running up the surrounding hills? You’ll feel better just stepping inside *Lotus Cafe, a beautiful, calming space in a historic building with a stamped-tin ceiling.

A beautiful stamped-tin ceiling is just one of Lotus Cafe's many charms

A beautiful stamped-tin ceiling is just one of Lotus Cafe’s many charms

Treat your body to a breakfast acai bowl loaded with fruit, hemp milk, gogi berries and something called rawnola. There’s also interesting twists on standards, like blue-corn griddlecakes and pumpkin and fresh ginger spelt pancakes.

I go the less adventurous route with a deluxe breakfast sandwich. But even this is leaps and bounds above conventional versions, with perfectly cooked egg, organic cheddar, baby spinach, ancho chili sauce and roasted garlic aioli, along with my choice of bison sausage (instead of marinated tempeh). Beautifully laid out on two square slices of wheat foccacia, it’s a fabulous, substantial breakfast for just $7.

Breakfast sandwiches don't get much more creative or delectable than this

Breakfast sandwiches don’t get much more creative or delectable than this

The drink choices are even more impressive, with a long list of locally formulated Dragon Lady herbal teas served in cast-iron, Japanese testubin pots. One woman (a rock climber, naturally) is assiduously working a juicer for organic smoothies and juices. I could even order a carob and chicory “coffee”, in lieu of the real thing but, hey, I’m only willing to take healthy so far.

By the way, you might want to show up early to snare one or more of Lotus’s wonderful treats. The morning I’m there, all the almond butter thumbprint cookies are gone just after eight.

Lotus Cafe
145 North Glenwood Street Jackson, Wyoming
Daily 8 am-9 pm
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If you’re just looking for a jolt of caffeine, drop into the nearby Jackson Hole Coffee Roasters (50 West Broadway, opens daily at 6:30 am). Enjoy a pour-over or a pot of French press coffee while seated at a table next to the roaster.

Enjoy a fresh-roasted java at Jackson Hole Coffee Roaster

Enjoy a fresh-roasted java at Jackson Hole Coffee Roasters

Can’t say I’ve ever tackled a sandwich at 6 am, let alone a turkey club that must weigh well over a pound, and cost only about $7. Yet when the doors at Creekside Market and Deli open at that hour, the fellows behind the deli counter are more than happy to start piling turkey, bacon, Swiss and all the fixings onto fresh sourdough till its almost blocking the rising sun.

They start assembling sandwiches early at Creekside Market

They start assembling sandwiches early at Creekside Market

I do have a strategy, other than simply yielding to temptation and digging right in. I’m going to earn this beast, via a carefully considered equation of calories burned equalling calories consumed. I thus embark on a brisk hike up the unrelentingly steep trail to the summit of Snow King, overlooking Jackson. I gain the 1,500 feet in under an hour but can still choke down only half this fantastic sandwich, which has remarkably maintained its shape on the sweaty climb. With a much lighter load, I head down, planning to reward myself with the other half when I reach the bottom.

Just half my Creekside Market turkey club sandwich is enough to propel me up a steep hike

Just half my Creekside Market turkey club sandwich is enough to propel me up a steep hike

Note: If you take the chairlift ($17 for adults round trip) instead of hiking, you’re only allowed a boiled egg, at least according to my formula.

Creekside Market & Deli
545 North Cache Drive, Jackson, Wyoming
Deli 6 am-5 pm daily
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Snake River Brewing is no doubt the most popular pub in Jackson, brewing several styles of beer on the premises. Wash the suds down with burgers from local meats or choices from an $8 lunch menu. At dinner, friends love the grilled Idaho trout, served on an almond, roasted tomato, Brussels sprouts and potato hash.

How about a dip in the Snake River Brewing tanks?

How about a dip in the Snake River Brewing tanks?

Snake River Brewing
265 South Millward, Jackson, Wyoming
Opens daily at 11:30 am
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I wish the owners of the *The Bird weren’t so wishy-washy. I mean, they only devote a full, tightly spaced menu page to how customers should order the burgers and steaks at their pub, just south of Jackson. To summarize, said meats should be ordered medium (pink throughout) at most and preferably rarer. Well done is just the “wrong decision.”

The "rules" at The Bird

The “rules” at The Bird

I admire an obvious passion that begins with the daily grinding, in house, of fine brisket cuts for the burgers. I agree it’s simply a waste of good meat to cook it to a flavourless shoe leather, and the Birders aren’t shy about pointing this out.

From a roster of more than 20 burgers (including one with no distractions, just meat), I choose a Shue, cooked a perfect medium rare and topped simply with grilled onions, American cheese and a runny egg. It’s sufficiently great that the salty fries, while good, hardly seem necessary. Maybe I should have replaced my four-ounce patty with a nine ouncer, though, at a neighbouring table, the latter seems to overwhelm the English-muffin bun.

A simple brisket burger, cooked medium rare, hits the spot at The Bird

A simple brisket burger, cooked medium rare, hits the spot at The Bird

On a nice day, it’s worth savouring a burger and beer on The Bird’s lovely deck, which overlooks a Snake River valley framed by peaks. A final bit of sage advice from the menu: “We are not a short-order kitchen. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

Why would you hasten your eating and imbibing with this view?

Why would you hasten your eating and imbibing with this view?

The Bird
4125 South Pub Place (South Highway 89), Jackson Hole, Wyoming
Monday to Saturday the bar opens at 4 pm and the kitchen at 5 pm, Sunday 10 am
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2 thoughts on “You Don’t Have to be a Billionaire to Enjoy Jackson Hole

  1. Patricio O'Bagle

    Hey Bill,

    Winter of 2013, I was in Jackson for 2 weeks, house/ dog/ cat sitting for friends. Enabled me to complete a circle in my life. Back in 1977, I wintered in Driggs (sometimes known as Dreggs or Druggs back in the day). Sometimes slithered over the pass to Jackson, night or day to play.

    On My recent road-trip, I enjoyed Mexican fare at Pica’s. http://www.picastaqueria.com Delish vittles were piled high, and prices were lo-moderate.

    On a Saturday night, I re-visited party-central, the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson, just did a 10-minute walk-through, I assure you. I swear, the gals that night were just as enchanting as they were in 1977. In my mind’s eye, I thought they might have been the same hotties.

    Skied Teton Pass, Jackson, Targhee, and Snow King. Tried to skate-ski with 2 dogs; that was crazy.

    Brought along my hockey gear for stick-and-puck. Took in 3 hockey games – Jackson Moose played teams from Salt Lake, Boston, and Chicago. The Moose mascot’s name is Knuckles (fisticuffs pump ticket sales). Definitely full-contact hockey with speedy and talented ex-college and ex-junior dudes.

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    1. bcorbett907 Post author

      Thanks for the memories, Patricio. Will have to check out Pica’s next time I’m in Jackson. Heard that Three Peaks Dinner Table in Driggs was worth a visit.

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