Cheap Calgary Breakfasts: Part 1

Want a good helping of character to go with a cheap, decent Calgary breakfast? Look no further than the Deer Head Cafe

Want a good helping of character to go with a cheap, decent Calgary breakfast? Look no further than the Deer Head Cafe

Finding inexpensive breakfasts in the U.S. is like hitting the ocean with a rock tossed from the beach. Prices go up north of the border, especially in big cities and resort communities.

In Calgary, there are lots of places that will set you back $15 for a morning feed. Sure, some are cutting edge—think potatoes cooked in duck fat or eggs Benedict topped with Prosecco hollandaise. But sometimes, all you want is a basic breakfast that won’t break the bank.

With a little digging, I’ve unearthed some Calgary breakfasts for under $10. Certainly, some are a little greasy, the venues character places. But others offer first-rate meals for a pittance. I’ve broken them into two parts: full breakfasts and light bites.

Full Breakfasts

Perched on the edge of downtown Calgary, *Grumans Delicatessen is built for a lunch crowd eager to devour smoked-meat sandwiches, slow-roasted beef brisket and fine potato salad. But when I roll in a little after 7 am on a Monday, the place is empty. What all those folks streaming past on their way to work are missing is maybe the best breakfast deal in Calgary.

It’s Grumans early-bird special, available from 7 to 9 am weekdays. For the amazing price of $7 (including tax), I get two perfectly poached eggs, two thick slices of double-smoked bacon, two feathery latkes (potato pancakes) and some nice multi-grain toast. Oh, and endless cups of great coffee from local roaster Angel’s beans. Another reason to go early: Free on-street parking till 9 am.

Grumans Delicatessen offers maybe the best early-bird breakfast in Calgary: $7, including excellent coffee and tax

Grumans Delicatessen offers maybe the best early-bird breakfast in Calgary: $7, including excellent coffee and tax

Grumans is owned by long-time Calgary restaurateur Peter Fraiberg (born in Montreal, natch), whose recipes, historic photos and words of Jewish wisdom on the walls borrow heavily from his mother, or “Bubby”.

Grumans Catering and Delicatessen
230 11 Avenue SE, Calgary
Weekdays 7 am-3:30 pm (breakfast till 10:30), weekends 9 am-3:30 pm
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Talk about false advertising. A handmade sign on the wall at John’s Breakfast & Lunch warns there will be a bit of a wait for the small kitchen to prepare ordered meals. But I’ve hardly had time to digest this news when my veggie eggs Benedict arrives. Admittedly, it’s a weekday mid-morning, and there are just a handful of regulars, including a couple of uniformed cops, in attendance. Still, I didn’t realize perfectly cooked poached eggs could be produced so fast.

John's Breakfast & Lunch offers ample warning about being patient. In my case, the breakfast arrived hot and fast

John’s Breakfast & Lunch offers ample warning about being patient. In my case, the breakfast arrived hot and fast

It’s a big platter of food, with a pond of hollandaise over the two eggs and a generous helping of home-cooked potatoes. And it’s a real deal at $8.50 (a buck more with ham). All-day breakfasts with all the fixings run for as little as $7.50, with a long list of omelettes starting at $9.

My benny was smothered in Hollondaise, with some nice, grilled new potatoes

My benny was smothered in Hollondaise, with some nice, grilled new potatoes

This northwest neighbourhood hangout is casually but efficiently run by a couple—John, who does the cooking, and Wendy, who runs the front. Marketing is strictly word of mouth, with no business cards, website or cute name. Heck, the name of the previous incarnation, Café Boutique, is still on the front windows some six years later. What this means for customers, though, is great prices for tasty, well-prepared breakfasts.

John’s Breakfast & Lunch
2614 4 Street NW, Calgary
Monday to Saturday 7:30 am-3:30 pm. Closed Sunday
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You’ve heard of a deer in the headlights? Well, at Deer Head Café, I’m the one caught in the glassy-eyed gaze of, you guessed it, three wall-mounted deer heads. This may not be environmentally fashionable among those flocking to trendier breakfast digs scant kilometres south on Edmonton Trail. But I don’t imagine it matters much to the folks who frequent this little industrial-area diner, where time has stood still for most of its 67 years. The frayed nylon booths have duct-tape patching, and the little clipboards that hold the written orders are from the distant past.

This clipboard for holding orders at Deer Head Cafe probably belongs in a museum

This clipboard for holding orders at Deer Head Cafe probably belongs in a museum

The prices and the menu, too, are old fashioned. My $6.50 bacon and cheese omelette arrives hot and fast, with a crispy side of hash browns and “white or brown” toast. For about the same price, I could order something you don’t see on modern menus: pork chops and eggs. In all, it’s a decent breakfast, with a heaping amount of character.

My $6 omelette, with a side of "brown" toast, goes down nicely

My $6.50 bacon and cheese omelette, with a side of “brown” toast, goes down nicely

Deer Head Café
3704 Edmonton Trail NE
Weekdays 6:15 am-2:30 pm, Saturday 7 am-2 pm, Sunday 8 am-2 pm
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Update: The Grey Eagle Casino breakfast special has shot up in price, all the way to $4.99. A big hike but still likely the cheapest full breakfast you’ll find in the city.

Is a $1.99 breakfast a gamble? Not at Grey Eagle Casino, on Tsuu T’ina First Nation lands in southwest Calgary.

Like the free drinks in Las Vegas, the bargain-basement breakfast special at Grey Eagle is obviously intended to lure bettors in the door. It seems to be working, though maybe the some 50, mostly older, folks gathered in deep, semicircular booths in the spacious dining room are here just for a cheap mid-morning feed.

A trolley rolls past, containing trays topped by hospital-style beige lids. Under the lid is a full breakfast: two eggs (in my case poached), bacon, hash browns, toast, a little dish of beans and a slice of cantaloupe.

The $1.99 breakfast special at the Grey Eagle Casino may be the best bang for your buck in town

The $1.99 breakfast special at the Grey Eagle Casino may be the best bang for your buck in town

Is it a great breakfast? No. The ingredients are somewhat second rate and the meal is lukewarm. But, hey, you get what you pay for, and it’s certainly the biggest bang for your buck outside of an IKEA restaurant. As long as you stay away from all those glittering slot machines on the way out. I do and find a dime on the ground outside, lowering my net cost to under $2, tax included.

Grey Eagle Casino
3777 Grey Eagle Drive (corner of 37 Street SW and Glenmore Trail), Calgary
Breakfast special Monday to Saturday 9:30 am-11 am
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I’ve written before about the great lunch deals—especially the Big Pan meals like butter chicken and curries—at Sunterra Market, a combination of upscale grocery and quick-food restaurant. They also serve inexpensive breakfasts at most of their Calgary locations. Expect to pay about $6 for bacon, eggs, toast and maybe a fruit cup. The west Calgary spot I visit is certainly popular, with window-side tables full of folks munching on full brekkies, scones and cinnamon buns, tossed down with coffee.

Unfortunately, my $6 chorizo frittata special doesn’t deliver. The frittata is hard and dry, the culprit a warming lamp keeping already cooked and cut wedges scarcely alive—a definite no-no. As well, the potato slices are tired looking and the toast unbuttered. I should have ordered poached eggs or the prime-rib omelette special, items that have to be cooked to order.

The breakfasts are cheap and quick at Sunterra Market. Unfortunately, my dry frittata's been warming under a heat lamp

The breakfasts are cheap and quick at Sunterra Market. Unfortunately, my dry frittata’s been warming under a heat lamp

The good news is my flavourful Americano. Because the espresso machine is recharging and I have to wait a couple of minutes, the friendly barista says, “No charge. It’s on us.”

Sunterra Market—West Market Square
1851 Sirocco Drive SW
Monday to Saturday 8 am-9 pm, Sunday 9 am-8 pm
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Great Music, Food and Small-town Ambience: It’s All There at Cafe Radio

At Cafe Radio, Carstairs is rightly in the centre of the Canadian universe

At Cafe Radio, Carstairs is rightly in the centre of the Canadian universe

Apparently and sadly, Cafe Radio has closed.

If you build it, they will come. That was no doubt the thinking of the Valleaus, a family of travelling musicians and good cooks, when they opened *The Café Radio in the small farm town of Carstairs, north of Calgary. More specifically, they were hoping to attract locals to their weekly musical bistro nights. As they put it, “Why go to the city all the time to experience culture when we can bring culture to us?”

But a funny thing happened. Spurred in part by a glowing John Gilchrist review on CBC Radio, they’re increasingly enticing folks to drive some 45 minutes from the big city to soak up some small-town ambience, listen to a Friday-night concert and, most important, enjoy great down-home cooking.

Café Radio is an interesting blend of old and new. The restaurant is in a small, old industrial building with vertical wood paneling. Yet in the corner, above a piano, speakers softly stream music from two online radio stations.

At Cafe Radio, it's all down-home, wood-panelled warmth

At Cafe Radio, it’s all down-home, wood-panelled warmth

When I visit for lunch, bearded Jason Valleau—who along with his brother, Sheldon, plays in the longstanding band The Polyjesters—is working the tables and the high-end espresso machine, while keeping up a steady banter with customers. “That’s three of you? Would you like the executive table?” Eying my nearly licked-clean plate, he asks, “Want the rest to go?” Meanwhile, mother Carol (sporting a butcher’s apron that says Our Meat is Hung Longer) is alternatively chatting with regulars and disappearing to assemble sandwiches.

Oh, I almost forgot about my fabulous lunch, chosen from a blackboard listing half a dozen sandwiches, a couple of soups and salads and two daily specials. Jason wisely suggests a half sandwich (in my case a moist meatloaf on dense multigrain bread) will be plenty to go with a hearty bowl of cream of mushroom soup featuring thick slices of mushroom. Indeed, there’s no room for a slab of decadent cake, just a potent Americano from local roaster Mountain View’s beans.

Fabulous home-cooked meatloaf sandwich and cream of mushroom soup

Fabulous home-cooked meatloaf sandwich and cream of mushroom soup

There are no menu prices on the blackboard. But don’t worry about breaking the bank. My considerable lunch and coffee adds up to about $10. The added local character? Priceless.

The Cafe Radio
1112 Osler Street, Carstairs
Monday to Saturday 8 am-5 pm, evenings Thursday and Friday. Closed Sunday
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Eating With the Locals in Enderby, B.C.

Joining the locals at Hungry Jack's Cafe in Enderby, B.C.

Joining the locals at Hungry Jack’s Cafe in Enderby, B.C.

“Where do the locals eat?” It’s a question we road trippers often ask at small-town gas stations, campgrounds/motels and coffee shops. We’re not after cutting-edge, chef-driven cuisine, where the server announces in a knowing voice what $10-a-glass wine “we’re pouring tonight.” No, good, basic fare at reasonable prices will do, along with a generous helping of local ambience.

In Enderby, B.C., a small town in the North Okanagan Valley, Hungry Jack’s Cafe, a laid-back, family-run spot on the downtown drag, is the go-to place. With good reason. My three-egg omelette, with melted cheddar and big chunks of bacon, arrives smoking hot in five minutes, accompanied by some fine marbled rye toast. The real revelation is the hash browns, actually thick slices of sautéed new potatoes—my favourite.

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All I Want is a Good, Quick, Inexpensive Burger

The Nomad co-owner Deanna adds an upbeat, friendly vibe to some good food

The Nomad co-owner Deanna adds an upbeat, friendly vibe to some good food

Sometimes, all you want during a long day of driving is a quick pit stop—something just off the highway, serving good, basic food for reasonable prices. The Nomad Food Company, a bright, cheerful Revelstoke, B.C. restaurant near the Trans-Canada Highway, certainly fills the bill, and then some.

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Restaurant Restrooms: The Most Important Space in the Place?

Giving new mean to the word "restroom" at Emma's Kitchen in Laurel, Montana

Giving new meaning to the word “restroom” at Emma’s Kitchen in Laurel, Montana

On a month-long road food research trip, I might visit more than 100 eateries and coffee shops. Which means that, because of my t.b. (tiny bladder), I visit about the same number of bathrooms, or restrooms as they call them in the States. So after awhile, I get a pretty good sense of what makes a good restaurant washroom, to introduce a third term (I promise, I won’t add “water closet”).

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Diving Into a Seattle Character Bar

It's shoulder-to-shoulder cozy in Seattle's Pacific Inn Pub

It’s shoulder-to-shoulder cozy in Seattle’s Pacific Inn Pub

The Pacific Inn Pub has been called a dive bar. I consider it merely comfortable, with a low stucco ceiling and comfy blue vinyl booths and counter stools. Rubbing shoulders with regulars at the counter offers me a good vantage point for keeping an eye on the ball games, while watching a friendly, efficient server pour pints and relay food orders to the cook at the end of the bar. It’s evidence that a small, well-run joint with a simple menu can be run by just two people.

I order a Mac and Jack’s amber ale and a two-piece order of fish and chips, the thin slices of cod lightly breaded and crispy, the mountain of fries hot and crunchy. If this is a dive bar, I’m ready to dive in.

The cod fish and chips are thin, crispy and tasty

The cod fish and chips are thin, crispy and tasty

Pacific Inn Pub
3501 Stone Way North, Seattle
Daily 11 am-2 am
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